Quote: Well, hello, Mister Fancypants.
Quote: 1)You eyeballin' me boy?
2)No, M'Lord.
1)I can't hear you!
2)NO, M'LORD!
1)You squeekin' like a mouse! Are you a mouse boy?!
2)NO, M'LORD!
1)Where you from, mouse? !
2)I hail from the village of Perth.
1)Only two things come from Perth: Steers and queers. Which are you?
Quote: Well, hello, mr. Smarty Pants. The only things you are in charge of right now is jack and shit. And Jack has left the town.
Quote: Listen up you primitive screwhead savages. . .THIS. . . is my BOOMSTICK!!!
Quote: sally foaaaaaaaa sally foaaaaaaaaa sally forth
Quote: crowd:hurray he got the book BC:yeah yeah crowd: hurray BC: yeah get the fuck outta my face
Quote: Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash.. and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
Quote: Sheila: (a possessed deadite) You found me beautiful once..
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
Quote: Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby, Just me.
Quote: Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with.. molecular structures.
Quote: Ash: Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Quote: Ash: Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit.. and Jack just left town.
Quote: Ash: See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!
Quote: Alright, listen up, you primitive screwheads.
Quote: 1. Little goody two shoes. A shotgun is press at his nose and fired.
2. Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun
Quote: March of the dead.
Quote: You want some HOT CHOCOLATE???
Quote: Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five.It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Quote: Hail to the king, baby.
Quote: 1.I'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash. You're little-goody-two-shoes, little-goody-two-shoes (dances) little-goody-(punches Ash)-two-shoes, ha ha! (Ash cocks gun at him and nods head) BLAM!
2. Good, bad. I'm the one with the gun.
Quote: Yo! She-bitch! Let's go!
Quote: 1. I am Henry the Red. Lord of the Northlands and king of its people.
2. Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants! Listen, I got news for you, pal, you aint leadin' but 2 things right now: jack and sh*t! And Jack left town.
Quote: alright, listen up you primitive screwheads! This is my boom-stick! THis is a Remington 30.6, with a polished wooden stock. It retails for around $119.95 . Shop smart, shop S-Mart. You got that!
Quote: Get the fuck out of my face
Quote: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this, this is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double-barrelled Remington, S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. Shop smart, shop S-Mart...YA GOT THAT!!!
Quote: You can count on my steel
Quote: Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
Quote: Gimme some sugar, baby.
Quote: it all happened back when i pooped in my granny farkasses bungyhole and she said ash ur a crazy gookie ur just a crazy gookie so i ate all her diahrea up and assjelly
Quote: YO SHE BITCH!! Let's go
Quote: Hello, my name is Ash, and I am a slave
Quote: THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!
Quote: You're goody little two shoes. Goody little two shoes! Goody little two shoes!

Quote: Colbalt blue steel, walnut stock, with a hair trigger, S-Mart's top of the line this baby retails for about a hundred and eighty-five dollars, shop smart shop S-Mart....YOU GOT THAT?!!



Quote: Klatu.....verata.....nic*coughs*.....thats it!

Quote: Whoa, wrong book.


Quote: Honey, you got real ugly.


Quote: The name's Ash, housewares.
Quote: Well hello Mister Fancypants. You ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town.

Quote: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

Quote: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

Quote: Well that's just what we call pillow talk baby.

Quote: (1)Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
(2)Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.

Quote: What's the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.

Quote: I never even saw these assholes before!

Quote: Hail to the king, baby.

Quote: This is my BOOM stick!

Quote: Yo she-bitch, let's go
Quote: Groovy.
Quote: Maybe, just maybe my boys can do it. Maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
Quote: Hail to the king, baby.

Quote: I'll swallow your soul!
Come get some.

Quote: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Quote: Clatu Verata N... N... it's an 'N' word. N... N... It's definitely an 'N' word!

Quote: Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

Quote: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Again.
Clatto Verata Nicto.
Again.
Look, I know your damn words!

Quote: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Quote: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

Quote: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Quote: You ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.

Quote: Shop smart, shop S-mart!

Quote: Yo she-bitch...let's go
Quote: You're goody little two shoes. Goody little two shoes! Goody little two shoes!
Quote: Good, I could use another horse blanket...
Quote: And Rememer... Shop smart... shop S-Mart... You got that!?!
Quote: Good... Bad.... I'm the guy with the gun!!!
Quote: Let's get the hell out of here! Whaaah!
Quote: Evil Sheila: I may be bad, but I feel so GOOD!!
Quote: (Returning from his Adventure) Hi! How you doing? Yeah thanks. Aw get the fuck outta my face!
Quote: This is my boomstick!
Quote: groovy!
Quote: You know I could of stayed there and been king,... But in my own way I am still king,... Hail to the king baby
Quote: Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!
Quote: Colbalt blue steel, walnut stock, with a hair trigger, s-mart top of the line this baby retails for about $185, shop smart shop s-mart.... YOU GOT THAT!!
Quote: See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
Quote: Whats the matter, were you raised in a barn shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.
Quote: Now I'm 'gonna give ya a load of HOT FAT that will float around your back teeth for a week...
Quote: Come get some
Quote: Hey, Whats that on your face?
Quote: Ash:You will never get the Necronamacan! Bruce: Whats that on your face? Ash: Where? Bruce: (Throws dirt on Ash's face.)
Quote: Gimme some sugar baby.
Quote: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Baby!
Quote: Now I swear...The next one of you PRIMATES....even TOUCHES me...
Quote: It got into my hand and went bad... so I lopped it off at the wrist.
Quote: Klatu.....verata.....nic*coughs*.....thats it!
Quote: Woah, wrong book.
Quote: ash: london bridge is fallingdown falling down falling dooooowwwn! Haaaaaah!
mini ashes: my fair lady HA
Quote: You ain't leading jack n shit and jack's left town!
Quote: Shut the door! What, were you raised in a barn? You probably were raised in a barn, you and all the other primates...
Quote: Hey, I got news for you pal. You aint leadin' but 2 things right now: jack and $hit, and jack left town.
Quote: GOOD,... BAD,... I'M THE GUY WITH THE GUN
Quote: Three books?? Nobody said anything about three books!
Quote: Well, helllllo Mr. Fancypants
Quote: Well hello then Mr. Fancy-Pants.
Quote: This...is my BOOMSTICK!!!
Quote: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...blow.
Quote: This is my boomstick!
Quote: honey, you got real ugly
Quote: Gimme some sugar, baby.
Quote: Good ... Bad ... I'm the one with the gun.
Quote: Shop smart. Shop S-MART. YA GOT THAT?
Quote: Shop smart, shop S-mart.
Quote: ...Or maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot
Quote: Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you, pal. Right now you aint leadin' but two things: jack & shit. And jack left town.
Quote: Gimme some sugar, baby
Quote: The name's Ash, housewares.
Quote: Goody little two shoes, GOODY little TWO shoes
Quote: Well hello Mr. Fancypants. You ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town.
Quote: Well hello mister fancy pants. Let me tell ya, you aint leadin' but two things right now; Jack and shit. And Jack left town.
Quote:
Quote: Good? Bad? Im the guy with the gun.
Quote: Into the pit with the bloody sons of whores
Quote: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Quote: Well Hello, Mr. Fancypants.
Quote: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!
Quote: Gimme some sugar, baby.
Quote: Well that's just what we call pillow talk baby.
Quote: It got into my hand and went bad...so I lopped it off at the wrist.
Quote: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words!
Quote: Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!
Quote: 1: Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
2: Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
Quote: Buckle up, Bonehead. You're going for a ride.
Quote: What's the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.
Quote: I never even saw these assholes before!
Quote: Don't touch that please! Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures in the....
Quote: Klatu! Verrata! N..? Nickle, necktie,... it was definately an N word. It was DEFINATELY an N word! Klatu, Verrata, Nee*coughing* There. That's it.
Quote: Shela: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got REAL ugly.
Quote: 1:I'll swallow your soul! 2:Come get some
Quote: Hail to the king, baby.

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