Quote: some mother fucker is always trying to ice skate up hill

Quote: Deacan: Blade, I hear you've been looking for me - I'm flattered.
Blade: It'll pass.
Quote: Whistler: You gotta understand, they're everywhere. Vampires, the Hominus nocturna.
Quote: Karen: So am I a prisioner here?

Whistler: Not at all, we just had to take certain precautions before we let you go.
Quote: You already met mister crispy at the hospital, what do you think?
Quote: It takes your life time to acheive this
Quote: cock biting bitch tosser
Quote: i would rather be a pet than cattle
Quote: hey crispy
Quote: Some motherfuckers are allways trying to iceskate uphill.
Quote: That's a glyph,kind of like a vampire cattle brand.That means Officer Friendly here is someone's property.Any of the other vampire's try to bleed him,they'll have to answer to Friendly's owner--(studying the glyph)This glyph belongs to Deacon Frost.We've been tracking him for a while now-- KAREN-Why would anyone in God's name want to work for them? BLADE-Because they're vampire wanna-bes.If they're loyal,if they prove themselves then their masters will turn them.
Quote: Doorguard (in russian english) : You have, an invitation, cadeau?
you know what's next :)
Quote: --- There are worse things out tonight than vampires
--- Like what??
--- Like me....

Quote: ---OK..... vampire anatomy 101 .... crosses & running water dont do dick so forget what you see in the movies.....you use a stake, silver or sunlight...... do you know how to use one of these????.....
--- nope... but ill damn sure learn quick
--- ..... the safety's on ... a round is already chambered..... a silver hollow-point filled with garlic...... you aim for the head or the heart....... anything else .... IS YOUR ASS!!!!
Quote: Some mothafuckas are always tring to iceskate uphill
Quote: my bitch said eat shit
Quote: VAMPIRE: Vampire, who said i was a vampire?
BLADE: Nobody!!!
Quote: BLADE: Every time i take one of those, i get a
tiny peace of my life back.
Quote: It's the Daywalker!
Quote: Some mothafuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
Quote: But I promise you you'll be dead by dawn.
Quote: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
Quote: BULL SHIT!
Quote: You met Mr. Crispy at the hospital. What do you think?
Quote: To me your just another dead vampire.
Quote: To me your just another dead vampire....
Quote: B : It's still heavy...
W : Well...you're so big!
Quote: you're nothing to me but another dead vampire

Quote: Some motherfucker's always tryin' to iceskate uphill.
Quote: 1: If he moves, fry him. 2: He moved.
Quote: 1: What's so funny bright eyes? 2: I'm expecting company.
Quote: Did I catch you at a bad time, comrade??
Quote: (1) funk you!!
(2) fuck me? no you funk this!!
Quote: Tell me Karen, do you ever have 2nd thoughts about us?
Quote: You think I'd let him run lose without a chaparone?!
Quote: Smells like a vampire wiped his ass on it.
Quote: Fuck me no you fuck this!!
Quote: Yo B, check this out. It's got a pneumatic syringe delivery system. The viles are filled with an anti-coagulant called EDTA. One punch with this, you'll blow your target up like a balloon. The cartridge ejects, automatic reload.
Quote: .38, .45, and .9mm caliber, all with foil capsules and the tip filled with silver nitrate and garlic extract. This hyper velocity stake gun spits out a silver stake at 6,000 feet per second. Since you suckers don't like sunlight, we've modified the guns entry lights with U.V. filters. Pop it open, instant U.V. light....filters on, no problem.
Quote: You wanna catch the hunter? You gotta start with the prey.
Quote: Now you got an explosive device attached to the back of your head!
Quote: Oh, I get it, I see now. You've been training for two years to take me out, and now, here I am. Oooooooo! So Exciting!
Quote: 1: I getting a little tired of killing you, so I'm gonna try fire for a change..

2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Quote: 1. See that vampire? 2. Yep. 1. You grab his balls in your mouth, and I'll run around behind him, nail him in his ass, and fondle his nipples. 2. Let's roll!!!
Quote: 1.) You see that vampire? 2.) Yeah.. 1.) I'm gonna go grab him in the balls, and pinch his nipples while you nail him in the ass and reach around to fondle his nipples. 2.) Got it. Let's roll.
Quote: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
Quote: Blade:there are worst things out than vampires
Karen: Like what?
Blade: Like me
Quote: Angel: Deac, I don't think you understand.
Frost: What?
Angel: I mean this dude's fucking bad. Like, he's like, he has 20 guys around you. I was there. He's got shit he throws at you....
Frost (mocking Angel): Yeah, the sword, throws it in the air, catches it underneath, yeah, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Quote: CACTH YOU FUCKERS AT A BAD TIME
Quote: Catch You Fuckers At A Bad Time?
Quote: Some motherfuckers is always trying to iceskate uphill
Quote: The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world.


Quote: I'm getting too old for this shit! Somebody get me a god-damned wheelchair!

Quote: for fucks sake people are our food not our allies
Quote: Pearl- the record keeper.
Quote: 1. Go ahead bite me.I'll just cure myself. I did it before and I can do it again.
Quote: 1. But you died. 2. I came back. That very same night. And Deacon welcomed me into his arms.
Quote: You've been looking all you're life for the vampire that bit your mother. Well, here I am.
Quote: Catch you fuckers at a bad time?
Quote: Motherfucker are you out of your damn mind?!!!!!!
Quote: Some motherfuckers are always tryin' ice skate uphill.
Quote: You make it sound like I'm already dead.
Quote: Then why are you sweating, Pure Blood?
Quote: Bye the time you watch this, your friend Whistler should be dead. If it makes you feel any better, he put up one hell of a fight.
Quote: 1.Your mascara's running. 2.Hey you gotta start somewhere right? Of course the ultimate goal is to be like you- Daywalker.
Quote: There are worse things out tonight than vampires....
Quote: 1. there are worse things out there than vampires. 2.Like what? 1.Like me.
Quote: the doormen are vampires, so is the valet- and the whore on the corner.
Quote: We should be ruling the humans not making back alley treaties with them.
Quote: You have all of our strengths, none of our weaknesses.
Quote: I kinda liked her too- what a waste.
Quote: Smells like a vampire wiped it's ass with it.
Quote: I hear you've been looking for me- I'm flattered.
Quote: When was the last time you stopped to appreciate a good sunset- oh yeah that's right. You were born a vampire.
Quote: These people are our food- not our allies.
Quote: Come to think of it Blade, I owe you one.
Actually if you wanna get technical Blade, I owe you two.
Quote: Isn't this just a little high tech? I thought vampires were more into cobwebs and coffins.
Quote: Ok, Vampire Anatomy 101. Crosses and running water don't do dick, so forget about what you see in movies. You use a stake, silver or sunlight.
Quote: How do you think we fund this little operation? We're not exactly the March of Dimes.
Quote: I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the fuckin food chain.
Quote: Pearl, you're history. Have a good grace to die with some fucking dignity.
Quote: Tonight, the age of man comes to an end.
Quote: The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world.
Quote: I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!
Quote: You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct.
Quote: You aim for head or heart - anything else, it's your ass !
Quote: 1)Deacon 2)Not any more
Quote: 1)Wait a minute, you used me as bait. 2)Get over it!
Quote: 1)She's been bitten. 2)You should've killed her then. 1)I know.
Quote: But I promise you you'll be dead by dawn.
Quote: There are worse things out there than vampires
Quote: You're one of them aren't you? No, I'm something else.
Quote: 1)You're one of them, aren't you? 2) No, I'm something else.

The quotes above are distinct quotations from the associated movie.