Quote: Jeepers, Creepers wheredid you get those peepers?
Quote: Hey Bum-fuck police, we're being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth...is there a special connection for that?
Quote: 1: we'll call the police 2: and say what.. hi bum-fuck police......
Quote: beatngu
Quote: (not quite exactly but yeah) Trish: Momma's Boy. Darry: Daddy's Whore. Trish: Dicklicker. Darry: Ball Sniffer. Trish: *as leaning out window* Ass kisser. Darry: *trying to find words* Butt...picker? Trish: *laughing* repeat! Ass and Butt you LOSE!!!!!!!
Quote: Jeepers, Creepers, where did you get those epitoms?
Quote: ass and butt you lose
Quote: ass and butt you lose
Quote: ass and butt you lose
Quote: GO AROUND ME!!!
Quote: hey dumb fuck police we're being chased by a phyco who likes to pull people tounges out with his teeth is there a special unit for that
Quote: Derry: Hey, it's BEATNGU. Trish: What's he doing? Derry: What the hell is that?! Trish: What the hell was he doing?! Derry: He dumped something down that pipe! Trish: Wrapped in a sheet. Derry: Wrapped and roped in sheet. Trish: Wrapped and roped in a sheet with red stains on it...Just get us outta here! Derry: All right! Grab my cellphone! Trish: Where?! Derry: It's in the gym bag. Trish: Oh Jesus! Derry: Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me! Trish: The point of having a portable phone, idiot, is that it works when you need it! Derry: I have a power cable for it. Trish: Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter that doesn't work. Derry: Ah, fu-godammit, what did I say, my car! We shoulda taken my car! Trish: He's coming up right on our ass! Derry: What the hell's he got in that thing?! He's got it supped up or something! Trish: HE'S COMING UP RIGHT ON OUR... Derry: WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THAT THING?! HE'S GOT IT SUPPED UP!... Trish: YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND! Derry: WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?! Trish: WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!...Derry what are you doing?! Derry: HANG ON! Trish: JUST DON'T KILL US, OKAY?!
Quote: Derry: You, broke my heart in two. Now I can't find the duct tape to put it together for you...Come on girl, sing along now! When I met you I thought I would die, I wanted to cry. Didn't know you were evil, or that you would hurt me, Mr. Polyscitrackteamguy...turns out you're a twit and a...JESUS! What the hell's his problem?! Trish: Just get out of his way, Derry! Let him pass you, Derry!...What the hell are you doing?! Derry: GO AROUND ME! Trish: Get off the road and let him pass you! Derry: HE'S NUTS! Trish: I know he's nuts, pull over! Derry: GO AROUND ME! Trish: Slow down and let him fucking pass you! Derry: I'M TRYING! Trish: JESUS! Derry: SHIT! Trish: What the hell was his problem?! Derry: My first guess...IMBREEEEEEEDING!...Get a load of that nasty old thing, what is that, the vehicle of choice for assholes and fuckin' serial killers?! Trish: God, you know what I just thought of right? Derry: Kenny and Darla? Trish, they died about a hundred miles from here. Trish: It's the same highway. Derry: This highway runs the length of the state. Trish: You believe it? Derry: What, did they go looking for her head? Trish: That they never found them. They only found the car. Derry: No, no, no, they never found her head. They found the car. They didn't find him or her head. Trish: God! Look at me! I'm still shaking! Derry: I think every generation has their cautionary tale of drinking and driving on prom night. Trish: I don't know. I always heard it was true...Wheaton Valley High, class of '78...Wanna know somethin'? Derry: Hmm? Trish: When I first heard that story, I used to think this was the highway I would die on. Derry: Quite the cheery figure today, aren't we sis?! God, what's Polysci guy been doin' to you anyway?!...Beating you...That was the license plate on the van we just saw. B-E-A-T-N-G-U. So, BEATNGU! That's mine! That's three to five, Oh shit! Trish: You can't call it now! Derry: My ass! Trish: You have to call it when you see i
Quote: Derry: Ga-Gay fever! No! Gay forever-gay forever. Ha! That's mine! That's three for little bro! Trish: That's a six, not a 'G' you idiot. That's Sexy Forever, that's mine, that's five to two. Derry: Shit. Trish: Gay Fever?!
Quote: Trish: That was a stop sign. Derry: You're kidding, right?! Trish: In your car I'd be kidding. Derry: On this road?! I haven't seen a car in fifty miles!
Quote: Trish: What the hell was his problem?
Darryl: My guess...INBREEDING!
Darryl: Wait...the license plate said BEATNGU...BEATING YOU! That ones mine!
Trish: NO! You gotta call it when you see it!
Darryl: I was in shock ok!
Quote: hehe doody
Quote: penis
Quote: You have 10 seconds, to get your ass outta my yard! And don't think I'm gonna tell you twice!
Quote: That's....not my scarecrow.
Quote: 1: Please, somebody's been killed! 2: Killed, you said? 1: Yeah, a police officer. 2: Oh me Jesus--I thought you meant one of my babies! 1: Did you hear what I just said??
Quote: And you know what he did Trish? He sewed it right back on.
Quote: 1: They never found the car. 2: No no no---they never found her head.
Quote: I'm so scared Trish.
Quote: Hold on Central...the sky is falling.
Quote: You try doing laundry in a dorm. They don't steal they dye pink!
Quote: Hi mom haven't seen you in forever--here's my dirty shorts.
Quote: The point of having a portable phone idiot is that it works when you need it!
Quote: Come on you son of a bitch! That's right walk that ugly face right over here. COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Quote: He's coming up right on our ass....
Quote: 1: What was his problem? 2: My first guess, INBREEDING!!!!!!!!
Quote: I'm just gonna look....
Quote: I this your idea of a little adventure?
Quote: We have lights and phones out here!
Quote: This guy has 5, maybe 6 hundred bodies down there and I saw them!! They were all stuck up on the wall like some psyhco version of the Sistine Chapel!
Quote: Look-its Beating You.
Quote: What the hell did you bring into my house?
Quote: Wait a minute...I'm thinking beyond my own selfish little existance now.
Quote: I found our body.
Quote: 6AFOREVR-sexy forever
Quote: 1: We gotta get out of here. 2: No, I wanna stay and feed the birds.
Quote: be-eating-u
Quote: 1: Every 23rd spring, for 23 days, it gets to....eat. 2: Eat? 1: you know what it eats so don't make me tell you!
Quote: jeepers creepers where'd ya get those peepers??
jeepers creepers where'd ya get those eyes??
Quote: Who hears Jeepers Creepers while screaming in the dark?
Quote: You know what it wants, you know who it wants.
Quote: You got a missing person and a fire in the next county go do something useful!
Quote: (Darry): You broke my heart in two....now I can't find the..duct tape to put it together for you. When I met you I thought I would die, and I wanted to cry....didn't know you were evil and that you would hurt me Mr. Polly-si track team guy....