Quote: Gizmo, caca!
Quote: And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Quote: Does your father usually give you vicious little monsters for a present?
Quote: Deputy [pointing at Billy]: Do you think this kid is drunk, Frank?
Sheriff: No, Brent, but YOU are.
Quote: Man [having problems with his tv]: {swears} foreign tv! I knew we should have gotten a zenith!!
Quote: Would fiftey gallons be efficient? I rarely use it myself sir...it promotes rust.
Quote: Never feed 'em after midnight
Quote: Goddamn foreign cars!
Quote: Bye, Billy.
Quote: Water...Gun.
Quote: DEPUTY: I want to drive. You always get to drive!
SHERIFF: 'Cause I'm the sheriff, asshole.
Quote: MRS. DEAGLE: Mrs. Harris, the bank and I work on the same purpose: to make money, not to support a couple of little deadbeats!
MRS. HARRIS: Mrs. Deagle, it's Christmas!
MRS. DEAGLE: Now you know what to ask Santa for, don't you?
Quote: 1. You haven't seen my new apartment.
2. I haven't seen your OLD apartment.
Quote: 1. Mr Deagle had a change of heart. He gets so setimental during the holidays. I would fired you in a second.
2. Merry Christmas to you, too

Quote: with mogwai comes great responsibility.
Quote: Deagle! Deagle, Deagle, Deagle!
Quote: Giz, want some chicken?
Quote: pete: now can i have one?....yeah, real cute

Quote: Bright light! Bright light!

The quotes above are distinct quotations from the associated movie.