Quote: The *eye thing*?? That only works with lower level demons
Quote: 1/_ Via-con-dias!
2/ And a Via-con-diablos to you too!
Quote: You know this *hell on earth* business??... big fuckin' deal, I got haemmorrhoids
Quote: 1/_Age before beauty
2/_Pearls before swine, shithead!
Quote: 1/_That is crazy!
2/_ Deal with it!
Quote: Turn it off, turn it off!!! my nipples are smoking!
Quote: Roach: Vaya con dios.
The Collector: And a vaya con diablos to you, too, sir.
Quote: The Collector- Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamn key!
Quote: No, I just started that stove and I can't do everything at once.
Quote: The Collector: (after Irene sticks up shoulder, where her arm used to be) Is that a 'yes'?
Irene: No, that’s me giving you the finger, asshole!

Quote: Irene: God damn it. Get that pussy off the table! (Cordelia jumps off the table) I mean't the cat.
Quote: Cordelia: Poor guy. Hey maybe I should give him a freebee?
Irene: Hmm. Just what he needs, someone else to screw him.

Quote: The Collector: (after walking out of the remains of his car on fire) Airbags. Got to love em.
Quote: The Crypt Keeper: What the hell are you doing? You call that 'hacting'!?
Bad Actor: Yes, as a matter of fact I do call that 'acting.'
The Crypt Keeper: Well, let me tell you something pal. You’re no ‘Gory Cooper’! You aren’t even a ‘Robert Deadford’! Another take like that and it will be back to the 'bit' parts for you! And I won’t say what 'bits' I’m talking about!

Quote: Well, you know this Hell on earth business? Big fuckin' deal..... I got hemorrhoids.
Quote: Hello? Anyone wanna play? !!!!!!!!WHACK!!!!!! or not!
Quote: Enough of this cowboy shit! Ya fuckin' ho-dunk po-dunk well then there MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Quote: If it makes you feel good,do it!
Quote: If it feels good do it.

The quotes above are distinct quotations from the associated movie.