Quote: Mother fucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy.
Quote: Just so gawddamn perfect I can't believe he's a human. I should be singing his praises not questioning what qualixy he's - I gotta pee.
Quote: In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up
1.SSDD! 2.Not good enough.
Quote: Hello Mr. Gay. Scooby Dooby Doo. We got some work to do now. Mr. Gray go away now.
Quote: Scooby-do-be-do we've got some work to do now!
Quote: This is turning into a real fuckarow. A REAL jobbanabba.
Quote: Is this SSDD or not?
Quote: Kiss my bender!
Quote: Hey, Miss Road Kill, you almost got us killed!
Quote: Because you can't do that, it's wrong and I'm gonna tell the World!
Quote: Come on, you dickweeds!
Quote: It's our 20th year coming out here to the Hole in the Wall. And fuck me freddy, here's to 20 more.
Quote: Jonesy, if that really isyour name.
Quote: You, Henry, can have that priceless piece of cinematic trivia absoultely free.
Quote: You're not Jonesy.
Quote: Here's to Duddits, our Dreamcatcher.
Quote: Punch it dude, don't be a pussy.
Quote: That's a good idea. Get a little shut-eye.
Save your energy for those horrendous farts!
Quote: I always say they never visited a world they wouldn't rather own.
Quote: What have you been eating, woodchuck turds?
Quote: Bitch in a buzzsaw!
Quote: 1)Try Viagra. 2) Viagra? I'm practically a full salute all day!
Quote: Watch out for Ister Gay.
Quote: Another fuckarow.
Quote: It's just luck is all.
Quote: You're looking in my head! Don't look in there!
Quote: Well, Fuck Me Freddie !
Quote: Dude, I said un urm ill url
Quote: SSDD - Same Shit Different Day
Quote: They drive Chevys, they shop at Wal-Mart, and they never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans.
Quote: You're not Jonesy
Quote: 1)He's dead, Beav. 2)Bullshit he is, he just dropped a clinker, man, I heard it!
Quote: -I'm gonna strangle her.
-She's probably dead already.
-I don't care man, I'm gonna strangle her anyway.
Quote: I, Duddits!
Quote: YOURE NOT JONESY!
Quote: 1)Jonesy! Jonesy! He hung up. 2)Gimme back my gun.
The quotes above are distinct quotations from the associated movie.